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Welcome to the Assassin's Creed Roleplaying Forum! We are a very new site, and are in need of new members. Instead of being a stalker and creepily viewing the forum as a guest, why don't you join? We would benefit from your membership. If you have any questions, do not hesitate to contact the Admin (me) by PM or email.
~Hannah L
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Posts : 2417 Join date : 2014-12-28 Age : 37 Location : Earth Dimension C-137
Subject: Bad jokes. Both kinds of bad. Sat Feb 28, 2015 10:05 pm
What do you call a cheap circumsision?
A rip-off.
Why was six afraid of Seven?
Because Seven was a registered six offender.
A piece of string walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, are you a piece of string?" Since the bar had a strict No-String-Rule. The piece of string replies, "No, I am a frayed knot."
Clayst Admin
Posts : 427 Join date : 2013-12-29 Age : 25 Location : New Zealand
Subject: Re: Bad jokes. Both kinds of bad. Sat Feb 28, 2015 10:19 pm
How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the jaw
Guil Grand Master
Posts : 2417 Join date : 2014-12-28 Age : 37 Location : Earth Dimension C-137
Subject: Re: Bad jokes. Both kinds of bad. Sun Mar 01, 2015 5:28 am
Oooooh, I have a bad one. I can see it possibly getting deleted.
What's the best thing about having sex with twenty seven year olds?
There's twenty of them.
Voidmon Admin
Posts : 5720 Join date : 2014-11-22 Age : 31 Location : Arkham Asylum
Subject: Re: Bad jokes. Both kinds of bad. Mon Mar 02, 2015 1:53 am
I tried to think of a good chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon. *Ba-dum tss*
What do you do with a drunken pirate? Kill him, apparently.
Voidmon Admin
Posts : 5720 Join date : 2014-11-22 Age : 31 Location : Arkham Asylum
Subject: Re: Bad jokes. Both kinds of bad. Fri Mar 06, 2015 2:59 pm
Mrs. Brown in: A sticky situation. (Glue.) Quite possibly one of the funniest things I've seen in a very long time.
Nothing like some good ol' Irish humour.
(Also, of all the frames they could use, they had to use that one?!)
David Shuter Friend of the Forum
Posts : 300 Join date : 2015-01-26 Age : 27 Location : Canada
Subject: Re: Bad jokes. Both kinds of bad. Sat Mar 07, 2015 1:37 am
Heres another dirty one *randomly searching ones on the internet*
Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?
They're all laid with tongue and groove.
What did the penis say to the condom?
"Cover me. I'm going in."
Sakoal Friend of the Forum
Posts : 338 Join date : 2015-02-12
Subject: Re: Bad jokes. Both kinds of bad. Tue Mar 17, 2015 12:16 am
What's worse?
Ten dead baby's in one trash can, or one dead baby in ten trash cans?
Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have H20." The second says, "I'll have H2O too."
They both get their drinks and the second one dies.
(AC joke)
AC word of the day: Juno
"Did Juno Desmond dies?"
Sakoal Friend of the Forum
Posts : 338 Join date : 2015-02-12
Subject: Re: Bad jokes. Both kinds of bad. Tue Mar 17, 2015 12:18 am
Voidmon wrote:
Mrs. Brown in: A sticky situation. (Glue.) Quite possibly one of the funniest things I've seen in a very long time.
Nothing like some good ol' Irish humour.
(Also, of all the frames they could use, they had to use that one?!)
I'm 100 percent Irish (born in America however) and I approve this message.
I actually saw this skit before and I absolutely love it xD