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PostSubject: Bad jokes. Both kinds of bad.   Sat Feb 28, 2015 10:05 pm

What do you call a cheap circumsision?

A rip-off.

Why was six afraid of Seven?

Because Seven was a registered six offender.

A piece of string walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, are you a piece of string?" Since the bar had a strict No-String-Rule. The piece of string replies, "No, I am a frayed knot."
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PostSubject: Re: Bad jokes. Both kinds of bad.   Sat Feb 28, 2015 10:19 pm

How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw

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PostSubject: Re: Bad jokes. Both kinds of bad.   Sun Mar 01, 2015 5:28 am

Oooooh, I have a bad one. I can see it possibly getting deleted.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty seven year olds?

There's twenty of them.
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PostSubject: Re: Bad jokes. Both kinds of bad.   Mon Mar 02, 2015 1:53 am

I tried to think of a good chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon. *Ba-dum tss*

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Kill him, apparently.

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PostSubject: Re: Bad jokes. Both kinds of bad.   Fri Mar 06, 2015 2:59 pm

Mrs. Brown in: A sticky situation. (Glue.) Quite possibly one of the funniest things I've seen in a very long time.



Nothing like some good ol' Irish humour.

(Also, of all the frames they could use, they had to use that one?!)

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PostSubject: Re: Bad jokes. Both kinds of bad.   Sat Mar 07, 2015 1:37 am

Heres another dirty one *randomly searching ones on the internet*

Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

They're all laid with tongue and groove.


What did the penis say to the condom?

"Cover me. I'm going in."
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PostSubject: Re: Bad jokes. Both kinds of bad.   Tue Mar 17, 2015 12:16 am

What's worse?

Ten dead baby's in one trash can, or one dead baby in ten trash cans?


Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have H20." The second says, "I'll have H2O too."

They both get their drinks and the second one dies.

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AC word of the day: Juno

"Did Juno Desmond dies?"

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PostSubject: Re: Bad jokes. Both kinds of bad.   Tue Mar 17, 2015 12:18 am

Voidmon wrote:
Mrs. Brown in: A sticky situation. (Glue.) Quite possibly one of the funniest things I've seen in a very long time.



Nothing like some good ol' Irish humour.

(Also, of all the frames they could use, they had to use that one?!)


I'm 100 percent Irish (born in America however) and I approve this message.

I actually saw this skit before and I absolutely love it xD
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