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| | Guillotine's Very late night D&D Sessions. | |
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Guil Grand Master
Posts : 2417 Join date : 2014-12-28 Age : 37 Location : Earth Dimension C-137
| Subject: Guillotine's Very late night D&D Sessions. Sun Feb 22, 2015 5:49 am | |
| It all started off when two men and a woman came into Guilotine's house with a box with a letter D on it, did Guillotine know what was happening. He further understood when they set up a table that was in his closet, did he know, that him and his three friends, plus the two already in the house, were going to play Dungeouns and Dragons at Midnight, starting a campaign ending when everybody fell asleep on the table, or when there was a sleeping DM.
Guillotine's night turned to looking at a glowing screen at midnight in his bed, to rolling dice by lantern light.
[This is going to be happening for a few nights.] | |
| | | Guil Grand Master
Posts : 2417 Join date : 2014-12-28 Age : 37 Location : Earth Dimension C-137
| Subject: Re: Guillotine's Very late night D&D Sessions. Sun Feb 22, 2015 6:08 am | |
| So, to recap from what happened, we started off in a town. A simple town, really. Only a necromancer lived in a tower, twenty five miles from the town. We had started as simple characters - A Halfling rogue, Milo. A elf sorcerer, Spoony. A orc barbarian, Yslm (Yis-Uhm). A gnome druid, Mordy. A half-orc archer, Ulegag (Ule-Eh-gag). And last, but not lest, our human bard, Z (Me).
When we started out at the inn at the town, The Wounded Knight. We sat at two tables pushed together, getting odd likes from the inhabitants, mainly consisting of dwarves and humans. The occasional halfling or two. As we sat at the table, we were approached by a servant. This servant did not know us enough, to know to never talk directly to Ylsm. When we finished paying for the broken table, we left the inn, only to be approached by a knight from the local kingdom.
Knight:The king has issued a bounty on the Necromancer near this village, and will reward the victor a spendid reward of gold or land inside the city walls.
Gnome:What should we do? I can only conjure dire bats and rats - not really helpful for combat.
Halfling:Pffft, he's probably just a weak necromancer, only able to summon skeletons.
Half-Orc:Yeah, he is only twenty five miles away. Lets do it.
Human:Ahh - forgetting something? None of us have blunt weapons. Skeletons aren't affected by swords or arrows, and that's all we have. I suppose I can use my loot, but then It might break and then I couldn't cast song buffs.
Dwarf:He has a point. I s'pose we can attack the local orc cave, kill everything, and get some hammers or somdthing of the sort.
Half-Orc:Yeah, lets go. Lets hope nothing happens on our way there, huh? *chuckles neverously*
That concludes it for now. I'll post next when this turn we have is over. | |
| | | Guil Grand Master
Posts : 2417 Join date : 2014-12-28 Age : 37 Location : Earth Dimension C-137
| Subject: Re: Guillotine's Very late night D&D Sessions. Sun Feb 22, 2015 6:42 am | |
| At the orc cave...
Elf:So, what do we do now?
Half-Orc:We should see what is at the entrance - how many guards, the works.
Halfling:*Snaps knuckles* Alllright ladies, let me see what there is... *Out of Character* I roll for perception. *Rolls a one.* *Ooooooos emit from table*
DM:Okay, as you can tell, there is a rainbow elephant wearing sparkling, white robes standing guard over a purple bonfire inside the cave, weilding a tree in its trunk.
Halfling:Damnit.
Me:Can we just... throw a rock, see what happens?
Dwarf:Fine. Go ahead.
Me:Roll for accuracy and strength. *Rolls a 20 and 18*
DM:You sucesfully hit a rope in the darkness. Since the stone was sharp enough and you rolled high enough, the rope snaps, activating a rockslide trap, killing the three orcs in there. Gain thirty three experience.
Me:Alright. Should we go in there, slay the leader, while I sing Thunderstruck by ACDC? [Our rule was you had to sing the actual song IRL, and if it was on the list, it gave a certain bonus. This one was for +3 Strength.]
DM:Go ahead... God damnit, did I just make the bard the leader...
Elf:*Out of character* Yep. Next thing we know, we're going to be fighting music critics.
[Future Quote time, since what I just posted was some time ago.]
"THE SKELETON IS GREASED!" "I ACCIDENTLY GAVE THE GOBLIN A HANDJOB! GOD DAMNIT!" "This is my sword. There are many like it, but this one is mine, and it shall kill you." "WHO THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD A IDEA TO LET A LEVEL ONE CONJURED RAT TO KEEP LOOK OUT?!" | |
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